January 19, 2006

CHARLOTTE, NC — Chris Milam from Charlotte, NC has signed a national letter of intent to play golf at the 2006 Carl Spackler Open. Chris joins the tournament as a rookie.

Milam has a sketchy and unknown past as he tries to impersonate Hulk Hogan. "Whatcha gunna do when Hulkamanina and my 24" pythons hit the ball 350 yards?," said a pumped up Milam as he kissed his bisep.

A reporter stood up and joked, "I guess we will wait for you to find your ball deep in the woods."

Scott Miller followed by reading a statement prepared by himself. "Mentally, Chris is the weakest golfer I've ever seen. Just look at his picture on the website. His grin says, "If you suck at golf as badly as I do, intimidate the field."

Milam has not submitted a scorecard to date. This allows an unknown degree of hacking unaccounted for. Rookies are required to submit three scorecards by May 1 and four scorecards by June 1.

The 2006 Carl Spackler Open begins in 140 days. Milam signs as the 31st player and 2nd player to represent North Carolina.