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Spyderrrrrrrrrrr: I Can’t Afford This Much Patron
GXXII Options Are Available
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GXXII Options Are Available

July 26, 2018

POWELL, OH — Sheiker and Spyderrrrrrrrrrr were at the Parkway Pub to announce that GXXII options are ready for selection. They made themselves available in between shots of Patron, drowning their sorrows in their lack of progress on the Fat Bet for this year.

"Glad Sheiker was able to make it tonight," Spyder said after finishing his glass. "I know he's been busy trying to get everything ready for us so it's good to see he's getting rid of some stress here with me. While I go take a leak I'll let Sheiker say what he has to say about all this fun and exciting stuff."

"Option selections are finally out here for everyone to choose," Sheik said as he finished his glass of Patron. "The only thing new is the lodging selection. As I mentioned before, we don't have the cabin up the hill from Wilson this year so the extra beds will be at the lodge. Knowing who wants to stay at the lodge will make it easier to pass out keys and arrange for roommates up there. Apparel choices outside of the golf shirt will be handled like last year by ordering directly from our supplier. Orders placed by August 22 are guaranteed to be ready by GXXII. Bro has been meeting with the shirt lady to get everything on the site; orders hopefully can start no later than July 31."

Spyder returned from his adventure and put an end to the Q&A session. "There's one rookie that may have questions about this but the rest of you Loozers know how this goes. Text or email Sheiker if/when you get confused. He's done talking; we have more Patroney to drink!"