March 31, 2005

MAHANOY CITY, PA — The Carl Spackler Organization would like to wish all the members good luck in their pursuit of the On Tour Championship crown as golf season begins for 75% of America. The 9 month tour is a grueling test of endurance and perseverance. A test that often reduces men to boys and forges a champion from unknown contenders.  

"I am really excited about this year," says Brian Flanagan. "I plan to reveil the secret to golf."

All members are encouraged to do what they must to assist them along the path toward greatness.  Break out the Ben-Gay; join a Tai-Chi club; abstain from sex, including with yourself; attend church; do something.  For there are only two outcomes of the On Tour Championship ? 1 member will experience the thrill of victory and 103 others will experience the agony of defeat.

Many have fought for the title of On Tour Champion but only 4 have succeeded.  Will you be number 5?

Remember gentlemen: "Strength is happiness. Strength is itself victory. In weakness and cowardice there is no happiness.  When you wage a struggle, you might win or you might lose. But regardless of the short-term outcome, the very fact of your continuing to struggle is proof your victory as a human being." ? Daisaku Ikeda

The On Tour Championship began on February 1.  Matt Munksgard currently holds first position with Chris Hays expected to make a move to the top in March.