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February 2, 2004

WARREN, PA — Steve Mascaro of Warren has signed a national letter-of-intent to play golf at the 2004 Carl Spackler Open, Mike Trojanowski of the Captains Club announced today. The rookie will join the field in June for the annual 54-hole tournament and become the 12th player to represent the state of Pennsylvania.

A native of Warren, Brillo Head has earned nothing over this past summer. However, he has been nominated for the best "bottom lip" in the field. "Brillo Head is not your average player. He doesn?t have a scar on his left arm for nothing", said Trojanowski. "He really can talk a good game."

"Steve is a great golfer and a individual who will contribute to the success of the Spackler Open," said Trojanowski. "I am excited to be around such a player; he has a great deal of talent and excitement for the game of golf. I suspect he will have a successful career at Open."

When Spanky was reached for comment, he didn?t spare the trash. "I'm just as excited about my rookie year. I think I'm still getting better and should be considered the front runner to win this thing. I can't wait to win my first major, I really can?t wait," he said. "On the right golf course, I still think I have the ability to dominate."