Trophy and a Boner

The Dosky Award (originally called the Sam Gash Award) is presented to the Loozer who most profoundly contributes to the sexual deviance of Golfapalooza. One normally might not expect to find sexual deviance during a golf trip made up only of heterosexual males, but it happens. Multiple Loozers may be eligible to receive this award in a given year. The winner is determined by majority vote of all Board Members attending the trip. Criteria for selection includes, but may not be limited to: Bringing your collection of porno magazines, extra bonus points if you know where the best pictures are by page number, double bonus points if more than 50% of the pictures in any given magazine could be considered illegal; Bringing your personal collection of porno videos, extra bonus points if your personal collection includes more than 20 videos, extra bonus points if you can recite the dialogue before the characters, double bonus points if you can moan/groan/scream in sync with one or more characters, triple bonus points if you can predict the exact moment when a fly or other insect will land on a body part of one of the characters, bonus points times 10 if you ARE one of the characters; Chairing the entertainment committee, bonus points if the entertainment actually shows up, double bonus points if they are hot, negative double bonus points if the hot one leaves after an hour and the really drunk annoying one stays three extra hours, triple bonus points if there are more than 2 of them. Additional criteria may apply at the discretion of the Board.