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Best Line
Best Quote from an Attending Golfer
An award is given annually to the Loozer with the best line over the course of the weekend. Determining factors include what was said and the context in which it was said.
Past Winners
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Golfapalooza XXVI
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Flanagan, Brian |
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Lyme, Brett |
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Sullivan, Eric |
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Golfapalooza XXV
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Blankenburg, Jeff |
All Kaniecki hole |
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Lyme, Brett |
SUCK IT! |
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Thomas, JT |
SUCK IT! |
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White, Aaron |
Sheiker got the wrong test |
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Golfapalooza XXII
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Alford, Kyle |
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Lyme, Brett |
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White, David |
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Golfapalooza XX
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Blankenburg, Jeff |
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Green, Ronnell |
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Green, Ronnie Jr |
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Golfapalooza XVIIII
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Lyme, Brett |
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Szymonski, William |
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Young, Mark |
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Golfapalooza XVIII
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Boland, Patrick |
I didn't mean you, I was talking to him! |
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Golfapalooza XV
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Blankenburg, Jeff |
Whether you're short or black, Best Lines are sure to revolve around you! |
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Green, Ronnell |
Whether you're short or black, Best Lines are sure to revolve around you! |
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Moore, Jeff |
Whether you're short or black, Best Lines are sure to revolve around you! |
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Golfapalooza XIV
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Kaniecki, Brent |
...To Monte saying he won't bring woowoo machine "Congrats to 1st 2-time Douche of the Year Winner!" |
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Pagett, Ken |
"You're not gonna believe this...they said someone JUST CALLED asking for douche." |
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Thomas, JT |
Actually, its Colt Thomas, age 5, saying Uncle Winthorp's going to get his ass whipped! |
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Golfapalooza XIII
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Boland, Patrick |
Wait 'til I hit my growth spurt, you're all in trouble |
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Kaniecki, Brent |
JT's early exit from the cornhole tourney |
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Szymonski, William |
A first tee thank you to Grandpa's wife |
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Golfapalooza XII
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Kaniecki, Eric |
"Your Mom"'s Ball Washer |
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Kaniecki, Mark |
KGB...How's it feel, focker?! |
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Golfapalooza XI
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Bartlett, Stacy |
Better check ingredients before tasting Bartletts omelettes |
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Flanagan, Todd |
How far away were Boland and Kerchack? |
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Gordon, Jonathan |
So where is that cabin, anyway? |
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Golfapalooza X
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Blankenburg, Jeff |
I didn't know they sold rainshorts, Boland! |
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Long, Michael |
Has Brent always been that way or is it just a recent development? |
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Golfapalooza IX
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Flanagan, Todd |
Voted by the Steering Committee |
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Patel, Mehul |
All you white people look the same to me. |
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Golfapalooza VIII
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Sprague, Don |
Penn State Football Comment |
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Golfapalooza VI
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Thomas, JT |
Note to self.... |
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Young, Mark |
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Golfapalooza IV
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Bartlett, Stacy |
What Matters Matters! |
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Golfapalooza III
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Shay, Sean |
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Golfapalooza II
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Davis, Greg |
What would you like on your taco? |
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Golfapalooza I
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Flanagan, Brian |
America Online |
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