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August 10, 2013

TERRA ALTA, WV — As the winning captain of the inaugural KGB Cup team, it was JT's responsibility to select this year's captains. "It didn't feel right to me to have an event named after a guy and not have him be one of the captains," JT said in naming his first pick, KGB. With his second pick JT decided to keep it in St. Louis and appoint Boland as the other captain. "On and off the golf course these two are friendly (we think) rivals," JT added. "It just seemed natural to have the rivalry continue."

KGB and Boland were both unavailable for comment on this illustrious honor. It is rumored that they were at the Cardinals game with Guy making a last ditch effort to get him to skip his national sales convention and come to Alpine Lake instead. Someone thought they heard KGB say, "you think we made fun of Mills for his steel pipe convention? You haven't heard anything yet if you attend that Premium Produce Pricing session!"

39 days remain until the KGB Cup.