Sep 22, 2013
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Eureka, MO — The practice round for GXVII is set to begin almost exactly seven days from right now. That means 168 hours, or 10,080 minutes, that we all must suffer the anticipation of waiting on the greatest event our creator has bestowed upon mankind. But must we really suffer? Time goes by fairly fast when you are doing something you enjoy, or something that requires your intellectual attention. The toughest moments are the ones completely free of distraction, leaving you to wallow in the agony of the fact that you are not at the Wilson Cabin right now, telling Bro how great his Mom is at one sexual indiscretion or another. If you think about the next week and stay focused, we can make it through this together.   More

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Awards
Award Golfer(s) Reason
Most Valuable Loozer Chris Miller KILLER! Took 'm all to the WOODSHED!
MELC Championship Bud Linkner His putter pulled it out for him.
Rookie of the Year Kyle Alford Well deserved - (until he tried to shoot Patron with Spyder)
The Green Jacket Grant Kassap Wire to wire - never a doubt!
King Of Corn Mark Kaniecki BORING!
Douche Of The Year Mark Montgomery THIS ISN'T GOIN' OVER VERY WELL!!!