Statistics
Averages (last 15 rounds)
Quadruple Bogeys 0.07
Triple Bogeys 0.87
Double Bogeys 3.60
Bogeys 7.73
Pars 5.13
Birdies 0.60
Eagles 0.00
Double Eagles 0.00
Bonus Points 14.60
PostStats Stroke Handicap
As Of Oct 28 +13.91
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Profile
Nickname WINTHORP
Residence Rockville Centre, NY US
Birthday April 12
Height 5 ft, 9 in
Weight 180 lbs
Occupation Arm Candy
Playing Since 1987
Swings Left
Poor Shots Slice
Referral JT Thomas
Registration July 29, 2005
Reasons I Golf Socialize, Friendships, Drink Beer
Latest Scorecards
2020 Virtual
Tourney Handicap
PostStats Stroke Handicap
As of Jan 1 +14.53
PostStats Point Handicap
Quadruple Bogey 0
Triple Bogey 0
Double Bogey 1
Bogey 2
Par 4
Birdie 10
Eagle 16
Double Eagle 25
Target 61
2020 Virtual
Tourney Statistics
PostStats Stroke Handicap
2020 Tally +15.45
+/- +0.92
National Ranking #T18
Adjusted National Ranking #T10
PostStats Point Handicap
2020 Tally 62.00
National Ranking #25
News Headline
August 20, 2020
KGB Cup Captains Announced

TERRA ALTA, WV — As he stepped to the podium, gingerly holding his freshly injured elbow, (something happened at the dojo that he had no comment on), Grant "Sensei" Kassap clearly had mixed emotions. "On one hand, as the winning KGB Cup Captain from 2019, I'm completely grateful to be standing here before you to announce the 2020 KGB Cup Captains; but at the same time I'm still pissed at Winthorp for drafting a team as last year's captain, bailing on the weekend, and making me sub in on short notice, and providing me no swag whatsoever to pimp out my adopted team like Captain Monte did. In the end, what mattered mattered and we emerged with the win."

Team Ice, captained by Winthorp and Sensei, cooled off Monte's Team Fire in the 2019 KGB Cup. "So without further ado I'd like to announce the Loozers who will have this year's Captains honor." ***Several reporters in the background: "GET ON 'ER, and STAY ON 'ER!!*** "This year's Captain's match up promises to provide the wise strategery of two of Golfapalooza's most seasoned veterans, combined with the potential for the most NSFW matchup marketing and swag. Tonight, the KGB Cup teams will be drafted by 2020 Captains Mark "Sleepy" Kaniecki and Bill "Sizeten" Szymonski."

Sizeten upon being reached for comment, in predictable form, noted "while I'm happy to be a captain, I already know my draft options will be limited because I'm not drafting any &$^%ing &^%$s, or anyone who might want to &$^% my &$^%." Sleepy's only comment was that "he may be a size ten, but I'm way bigger than that, hashtag longestkaniecki if ya know whaddimean, and we're coming for him."

Teams and pairings for the 2020 KGB Cup are expected to be announced next week.