Statistics
Averages (last 15 rounds)
Quadruple Bogeys 0.3333
Triple Bogeys 1.2000
Double Bogeys 3.8000
Bogeys 6.9333
Pars 5.2000
Birdies 0.5333
Eagles 0.0000
Double Eagles 0.0000
Bonus Points 16.933333333333
PostStats Stroke Handicap
As Of Mar 28 +12.11
Series Participation
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Profile
Nickname Spanky
Residence Fleming island , FL US
Birthday November 26
Height 5 ft, 10 in
Weight 180 lbs
Occupation Contractor
Playing Since 1993
Swings Right
Poor Shots Slice
Referral Greg Long
Registration April 11, 2001
Club Distance Driver: 280 yds | 5 Iron: 175 yds | 7 Iron: 150 yds
Golf Course Pref Condition, Layout, Pace
Reasons I Golf Score/Compete, Drink Beer, Friendships
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2024 Virtual
Tourney Handicap
PostStats Stroke Handicap
As of Jan 1 +12.11
PostStats Point Handicap
Quadruple Bogey 0
Triple Bogey 0
Double Bogey 1
Bogey 2
Par 4
Birdie 7
Eagle 16
Double Eagle 25
Target 62
2024 Virtual
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3 rounds required in 2024

News Headline
August 8, 2023
KGB Cup: Holy Rollers vs Convicts

TERRA ALTA, WV — In advance of the most anticipated good vs evil match up since Notre Dame's controversial win over Miami in the 1988 Catholics vs Convicts game, team captains, Padre (Holy Rollers) and Spanky (Convicts) stepped to the podium, um sorry, altar and defendant's table respectively, to announce their team selections for this year's edition of the KGB CUP.  Both captains weighed each person's virtues, merit, background oh, yeah and golf game, when making their selections.  While we expect Padre to be quoting motivating scriptures to his team, such as Colossians 3:23-24, Deuteronomy 31:6, Isaiah 40:29-31 and Corinthians 9:24-27, Spanky will quickly remind Padre that Psalms 11:5 says - "The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth." So, without further ado, here are the teams/pairings for this year's KGB CUP:

Group 1: TEAM CONVICTS - Spanky & Killer vs. TEAM HOLY ROLLERS - Padre & Honey

Group 2: TEAM CONVICTS - SalPal & Bro vs. TEAM HOLY ROLLERS - Alf & Butter

Group 3: TEAM CONVICTS - Scoots & Mr. Randy Watsonahhhh vs. TEAM HOLY ROLLERS - Slick & Scott Long (R)

Group 4: TEAM CONVICTS - Chef & SizeTen vs. TEAM HOLY ROLLERS - Sleepy & Caleb

Group 5: TEAM CONVICTS - FunDan & Dosky vs. TEAM HOLY ROLLERS - Quack & Beef

Group 6: TEAM CONVICTS - Evil Twin & Sensei vs. TEAM HOLY ROLLERS - Monte & BDubs

Group 7: TEAM CONVICTS - GG & Spyderrrrrrrrrrr vs. TEAM HOLY ROLLERS - JT & Colton (R)

Group 8:  TEAM CONVICTS - KGB & GStan & EB (R) vs. TEAM HOLY ROLLERS - Whitey & Other Whitey & DK

Padre's Holy Rollers will be wearing the Black & Gold shirts from GXXI (2017) Spanky's Convicts will of course be wearing the Orange shirts from GXVII (2013)

Here is to another exciting KGB Cup matchup!