The Carl Spackler family wishes to make sure that all of our members, be them rookies or veterans, fully understand a few simple rules in dealing with personal behavior and our treatment of others.

Our gathering is a group of FRIENDS that get together to golf. Not a group of golfers that get together to make friends.  As part of our many friendships the members of Carl Spackler has made over the years, we have learned to treat each and every member with respect.  We have also learned to love and respect all the beautiful golf courses and towns we have visited through the years.  

In order to continue our reputation of fun guys of good character, who respect the game of golf, we ask you to remember a few particular items.

1. Treat the staff at the course, the hotel, the bars, restaurants or any other types of locals you may encounter, with utmost respect.  What if these people were your daughters?  Smile, say THANK YOU, and for God sake TIP them well.

2. Do not touch people. They are not toys and we do not own them! They are people with feelings and should be treated as equals.

3. Do not wreck the course. Understand we are all responsible enough to know what not to do on a golf course. Have fun, but do not be an asshole.

4. Do not litter. Lost balls do not count as liter.

5. Clean up your mess. Clean up your friends mess.

6. Watch your language. There is always a place and time, but we share the course with many locals, and a little discretion goes a long way.

7. You break it, you buy it. Carl Spackler is not responsible for fixing your temper issues.

8. Personally threatening and/or physically harming another member of our group is grounds for expulsion.

9. Do not drink and drive a vehicle. Too many sober golfers and many times a bus you already paid for. See a Captains Club member early and a ride will be found.