July 23, 2009
Texas Rookie Scorecards
The 2010 Carl Spackler Open Championship does not have a home or even a date. Super heros Mike Trojanowski and Jay Dilks held a quick press conference regarding rookies and handicapping for a possible event in Laguna Vista, TX.
"We are not entirely sure about Texas as the chosen venue," said Captains Club member Jay Dilks. "We are sure that Texas comes with mid-April event date and no spring weekends to post required rookie scorecards."
Rookies are required to post 4+ scorecards to participate in a Carl Spackler Open Championship. The traditional event date in June has permitted rookies to play golf and post scorecards in April, May, and early June. A Texas venue would require the vast majority of potential rookies to post scorecards prior to November 2009.
"We do not expect more than 1 or 2 rookies to make a commitment to Laguna Vista," says Trojanowski. "We believe this to be true due to the location of trip and scorecard posting requirement. I hope that I am wrong, but all potential referrals must get aggressive with their rookies this summer and fall with online registrations and posting of required scorecards."
Captains Club member Jay Dilks is rumored to have a personal check in an addressed envelope with postage for Rick Dosky. He is very excited about the beach opportunity in Texas.
The 2010 Carl Spackler Open Championship will be held April 15-19, 2010 or June 9-12, 2010 depending on location. There have been 165 different participants in the past 9 years. The business office expects between 60 and 100 players to attend the 10th annual event.
Always the center of attention, Mike seems to captivate beautiful women with his craft of poetry. Most of us tend to believe it basically boils down to his horse-like penis. Many former University of Pittsburgh students can attest as pictures of his left testicle were used as beer tickets at a Sigma Chi party. The inventor of the One Size Fits All Piss Poncho, he is best known for the numerous stories that have made him legend. To simply state that he is best known for one thing would be a discredit to his name. Although, passing out behind the wheel of his running car with it in drive, his foot on the brake and having the Fire Department show up to block his tires and jimmy the doors open is quite a feat.
