November 10, 2003

WATERLOO, IL — Golfers behaving badly could be praised under an expanded section of etiquette in the latest edition of the rules of Golfapalooza next year.

"I think there was a concern that standards have fallen", said Brent Kaniecki.  "We set out standards, and we make no apology for that", he said. "We simply want to ensure that belly slides, porn and alcohol continues, but we are now requesting additional proactive non-violent corruption.

The rules of Golfapalooza is reviewed every four years by the Founding Fathers. The next edition is effective at Golfapalooza VIII.  Defining bad behavior is subject to interpretation.

Brent Kaniecki, manager of rules education for Golfapalooza, said admiration likely would be someone who is intentionally disruptive and offensive, or a player who intentionally affects the play of his competitors.

"Typically, it would have to be a multiple offense before they get to the point of specific recognition", he said.  "It would not necessarily apply to a player who slams his club out of frustration."

The Founding Fathers pride themselves on fun, alcohol, porn, gambling and then golf.  As golf continues to slide down the list, the rules must be changed to accomidate.