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December 27, 2005

WARREN, PA — John Dick, a man that wipes his ass in the woods with partner golf towels, signed a national letter of intent to play golf at the 2006 Carl Spackler Open. He returns with plenty of towels and a fire in his heart to bring the Golden Jacket back to Warren County.

John is one of the most accomplished golfers currently playing in the tournament. He has a wealth of experience and finishing well year after year.

"Having John decide to join our program in 2003 was very exciting," said son Mike Davis. "He has had an outstanding career at Blueberry Hill in Russell, PA and feels like he can come into our program each year and immediately contribute to our success."

John, who was in an out of the hospital last spring plans to arrive in Raleigh without worry. "I am very excited for another great event," says Dick. "My brother better have his money in very soon."

John is the 3rd player to sign from Pennsylvania. The 2006 Carl Spackler Open Championship deadline arrives tomorrow.