August 30, 2002

WARREN, PA — After a disappointing showing at the latest Carl Spackler Tournament, Kyle Marti sought guidance from Carl Spackler himself on tips to improve his game.  "I couldn't figure out what was going wrong.  After pursuing a golf icon, Carl Spackler advised me to purchase new clubs", exclaimed Marti.  After taking a trip to Dick's sporting Goods in Erie, Pa., Marti found his new clubs in the Taylor Made Steel Burners at an amazingly discounted price.

With his new set of clubs Marti decided to take revenge on the Links around Warren, Pa, and shot 3 scorching rounds of 91, 84, and 88.  "I went from hitting my 9-iron 110 yards to 140+, I can't believe it."  "I haven't played this well in, well ever", Marti said.