March 24, 2006

ALPINE LAKE, WV — The 10th anniversary of Golfapalooza will be celebrated beginning with a practice round on Wednesday, September 20 at the Alpine Lake Resort and Conference Center in Terra Alta, WV. 2006 will mark the 8th year that this event has been held at Alpine Lake. Conicidentally, this is also the 8th year that Stacy Bartlett has attended this exclusive outing. When asked to comment, Bartlett said "what matters, matters, bro! It is clearly obvious that Golfapalooza matters!"

Reigning King of Corn champion JT Thomas is also expected back for his 9th consecutive appearance. Rumor has it JT is still ticked at GStan and Grundo for not inviting him to the initial Golfapalooza.

Letters with more information and a registration form are hopefully going to be mailed by April 1. Now that both WVU and Notre Dame are out of the post-season, GStan should have more free time to finish this up.