May 24, 2006

NEW YORK, NY — Rob Reustle is missing and cannot be found. The Captains Club has added Reustle to its Spackler's: Most Wanted List going into late-May 2006.

Rob has not been seen or heard from since March. The only proof that he is indeed alive might be the postmarked check from April 14, however he might just be happy with his 19.5 handicap or using a promotion as an excuse.

"Rumor has it that a promotion and more money has lured him away from the golf courses," said member Rob Fustich of Ambridge, PA. "I also heard his game is in the tank, which is kinda funny with a major championship starting in less than 2 weeks. I learned my lesson in 2004 and narrowly escaped after similar behavior. I need to call his boss Stalzdick and see what size picture frame he has in his office. A photo of Reustle in the Carl Spackler Outfit will look great in the office."

The reward for the whereabouts of Rob Reustle is a seat next to Matt Davis on the party bus next week. Along with the seat, he will be providing a complimentary can of liquid confidence and a how to manual for handling girls that think you are a cancer.

Chet Munksgard finally came out of hibernation last weekend firing 50 points at Conewango Country Club in Warren, PA. Chris Lashley and Scott Mealey are also in hibernation with Reustle, however their attendance in June 2005 has helped both of them dodge the Wanted List.

Rob Reustle presently holds a tie for 33rd position with the Virtual Tournament. Scott Zavinski still owns first position with 9+ points per round lead.