June 1, 2006

GLEN ALLEN, VA — Can Joe Butkus be crowned the next horses ass? That will be decided in another week against a very strong field of idiots. One name has been decided and just might be a nickname for the ages. Joe Butkus the "Smootchie Ass".

The Zavinski 666 tournament was held last week in honor of the late Jim Zavinski in Warren, PA. Joe Butkus attended the great event that raises college dollars for Jim's remaining two children.

It appears Joe was referred to as "Smoothie Ass" by Jim. The name brings a smile to brother Scott Zavinski and buddy Mike Davis everytime they hear it. "I picture my buddy Jim everytime I hear it," says Mike Davis. "The name fits really well."

Jay Dilks, Mike Trojanowski, Scott Zavinsiki, Matt Davis, Joe Butkus and Mike Davis were a few golfers who attended the charity function in Warren, PA. The tournament plays 6 holes as a best ball, 6 holes as a scramble and 6 holes individual.

"Joe who?" said a confused Matt Davis. "Oh. You mean Smoothie Ass. I am not familiar with a Joe anymore."

The second Zavinski 100 will be held in one week in Clayton, NC. To honor Jim, the group will chug 100 beers in 100 seconds.