April 21, 2001

COLUMBUS, OH — It was Saturday at Granville Golf Club, and Tom Fowble(i.e. OlaFowble) was on the course.  The setting and the results were painfully and uncannily similar to his previous disappointments throughout his golfing career.

OlaFowble's front and back-nine nightmares returned Saturday with a 67-71, 138.  The 35-year-old missed putts, scalded long-irons on all holes to pave the way for one of the biggest disasters in golf.  Randy Watson made only one comment.  ?He doesn?t just suck.  He adds 10 to 15 strokes to everyone else?s score?, said Watson.  Don McFarland who also shit the bed added, ?Fowble didn?t have a good day.  When?s the last time you heard of someone scoring 138 using only one golf ball?  It definitely was the biggest disaster that I have ever seen without taking any penalty strokes.?

"I never was in position to do much of anything," said OlaFowble, who shot 67-over-par to finish a huge beating.  I just got my ass kicked.  It's not enjoyable sitting here under these circumstances.?