October 19, 2006

ROCKY MOUNT, NC — As the summer has now finished, so too has the dreaded Red Zone Alert for the 2007 Carl Spackler Open. The Alert is officially scheduled to expire tommorrow morning, but the Captains Club made the announcement a day early with excitement.

"Player attendance has been vital to a successful tournament and the dreaded "Red Zone" which started 75 days ago is now complete", said Jeremy Myers from his home in North Carolina. "I would like to personally thank all players who have protected themselves during the Alert. Go ahead and be a bad boy. Put those beer goggles on and create another generation of rookies."

The Red Zone began promptly at midnight on Saturday, August 5th. The Captains Club has no incidents to report for a record two-straight years.

Myers graciously accepted the responsibility to communicate the new found freedom with much excitement. He announced, "As of tommorrow, we are removing the red scrolling banner across the website indicating the group is no longer in the Red Zone. I want all players to feel free to have sex of all kinds. I am so proud of everyone involved."

Buddy Don Creighton stated, "I am very happy to date regarding the non-activity during Red Zone and the protection used. I just hope that we don't obtain any surprises in the next few months. That would be disappointing."

Rob Fustich (2005), Shawn Long (2004), Kevin Long, Jr. (2002), and Jamie O'Donnell (2004 & 2005) have all fell victim to the Red Zone Alert. The minimal failures over the past 5 years can certaintly be attributed to the alert.

The 2007 Carl Spackler Open begins its signing period in approximately 27 days. The Virtual Tournament completes in 73 days.