August 12, 2007

WHEELING, WV — Eric Kaneicki has not fully recovered from the eye opening trip to South Webster Ohio for the World Championship of Cornhole.  G-Stan has developed "the kernel", Cornhole's version of the yips.  "To barrow a phrase from my high school baseball coach, I couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a handful of rice right now" Stan said.  He can't figure out the problem and each time he tries, he says it gets worse.

Trying to prove to himself that the 21-2 debacle in South Webster was not his fault, Stan recently challenged JT to a mano y mano at Grundo's over the weekend.  Stan didn't manage a single point that day.  As a matter of fact he also lost a one on one to Sheiker.  "I don't know what happened to him" said JT.  "The 10 year old from South Webster put up a better fight against me."

Stan was even spoted using three different throwing styles in one match, something he has berated others for in the past.  With GXI less than 6 weeks away, this could cetainly make the Calcutta interesting.  Stan better find a way to remedy the situation or the KING OF CORN hat will definitely be changing hands this year and he may not even qualify for the 2008 Worlds.