August 29, 2007

ALPINE LAKE, WV — What’s going on here?

Sure he’s capable of shooting in the 80’s in fact he has done it.  He is also very capable of shooting in the 100’s and anywhere in between.  

In 2007 Brent Kaniecki has managed to reach the 80’s twice.  Oddly enough beating his father in law by 4 strokes both times.  He has also reached the Century mark four times this year.  Only beating Al once in those stellar efforts.  

So which player will show up to this year’s event?  No one knows for sure it is very unpredictable.  When this question was posed to Al Marshal, Al responded by saying “Unpredictable?  It’s not unpredictable at all.  I’ll tell you exactly what you are going to get from Brent.  He will show up late, be very loud, be obnoxious, piss off everyone he talks to, be rude to the people he comes in contact with outside the cabin, scream at the top of his lungs while playing golf, try to make fun of people not realizing he comments are stupid and don’t make sense.  He will probably show up with some kind of injury, he will scratch his balls a lot and be rude.  That doesn’t sound too unpredictable to me.”

The same question was asked to his brothers and they responded by saying Jack “Ah I’m not going so I don’t care.”  Eric “It really doesn’t matter to me, I’ll beat which every player shows up.  My game is in the best shape it has been for years.  I am looking for big things out of myself this year.  I couldn’t care less about him.”  Stush …. Well he started talking and we really just tuned out so we don’t know what he said.  Mark…. Mark wake up  â€œWhat?  What do you want?”  Your brother Brent will he play good at GXI?  â€œWhen is that?  I think I’m going this year.  Crap I need a ride.  How am I getting there?”