October 18, 2007

ROCKY MOUNT, NC — As the summer has now finished, so too has the dreaded Red Zone Alert for the 2008 Carl Spackler Open. The Alert officially expired early Thursday morning.

"Player attendance has been vital to a successful tournament and the dreaded "Red Zone" which started 77 days ago is now complete", said Jeremy Myers from his home in North Carolina. "I would like to personally thank all players who have protected themselves during the Alert. Go ahead and be a bad boy. Put those beer goggles on and create another generation of rookies."

The Red Zone began promptly at midnight on Saturday, August 4th. The Captains Club is very excited to report just one pregnancy after a Jay Dilks-violation one year ago. Dan Hagg has violated the Red Zone, but might be saved with full term expected in late-May.

Myers graciously accepted the responsibility to communicate the new found freedom with much excitement. He announced, "We have removed the red scrolling banner across the website indicating the group is no longer in the Red Zone. I want all players to feel free to have sex of all kinds. I am so proud of everyone involved."

Buddy Don Creighton stated, "I am very happy to date regarding the non-activity during Red Zone and the protection used. I just hope that we don't obtain any surprises in the next few months. That would be disappointing."

Dan Hagg (2007), Jay Dilks (2006), Rob Fustich (2005), Shawn Long (2004), Rob Fustich (2003), and Kevin Long, Jr. (2002) have all fell victim to the Red Zone Alert. The minimal failures over the past 5 years can certaintly be attributed to the alert.

"I will not be violating," says Robby Fustich. "My wife has been pregnant for months."

The 2008 Carl Spackler Open Championship begins its signing period in approximately 28 days. The 2007 Virtual Tournament completes in 75 days. Kyle Marti leads the tournament.