October 1, 2003

GROVE CITY, OH — Rick Dosky announced last weekend at Golfapalooza that he will become a father in 2004.  Not just in 2004, but in May 2004.  This immediately alerted the Captains Club that Rick had been naughty in the Red Zone and could be jeopardizing the next Spackler Open Championship.

"We are very concerned", said Greg Long.  "This kind of irresponsibility is not what we like to see from the Captains Club."  Rick Dosky immediately announced his continued interest in the 2004 Carl Spackler Open and his continued interest in returning with his Chief Financial Officer responsibilities.  He continued to downplay the pregnancy with guarantees of his attendance.

"I do not regret what I have done", said Dosky.  "I plan to attend unlike most expecting fathers and bring home the doggy bowl to my wife."  Rick Dosky is currently the only player to score in the Red Zone to date.  The Red Zone Alert expires in 5 days.