March 21, 2008

SANTA MONICA, CA — While "Beverly Hills 90210" was making its ten year run, Tim Davis never watched a single episode. The affairs of rich kids in Beverly Hills really didn't interest him; and, even though Jennie Garth and Tiffani Amber-Thiessan are real eye candy, that wasn't enough to tie him to watching a weekly continuing drama with what I thought would be such an uninteresting subject.

Instead, he studied in hopes of becoming a doctor, earning big money, and becoming eye candy himself. The Rookie of the Year, Dr. 90210, has since become a doctor in the wealthy suburb of Santa Monica, CA. He is in line for his Starbucks with Jennifer Anniston and in line for his television debut on Dr. 90210. He also has signed for his second major championship in 2 years.

"Is he bringing those cigars," said Jeremy Myers on hearing of his commitment. "If he hits another 280 yard uphill drive to 6-feet of the pin again, I will swim across the lake at Rock Hollow. If eight guys are standing on the green like last year, I will swim the lake naked."

Davis drove the extremely narrow uphill par-4 18th hole during the 4-man Scramble in Michigan. "I have considered a lot of things possible in my life, but never considered the 18th green on the fly as possible," said Bob Morris. "It would take Tiger Woods three hours to reproduce that shot. Incredible."

Tim returns after a horrible performance in Michigan where he finished in a tie for 56th position. The poor performance became "club throwing bad" during the final round. Davis carded 22-over par in 5 holes starting with Hole 10. "Dreadful," said Davis. "I hated the 14th hole. I did not care for the 11th hole either. The Grande became very penal."

Dr. 90210 plans to capitalize with his driver in Indiana. "He really can hit the ball a long ways into the woods," said buddy Matt Boland. "You really have not lived until you are dropping golf tees in the woods so you do not get lost looking for his ball. There is no question he can hit them deep. He has worse luck in Texas Holdem. We take his money on the course and at the table. He should enter long drive contests as a better investment."

Tim Davis signs as the 51st golfer to the tournament field. Participant options began on March 7. Outstanding balances are due in the mail to Rick Dosky by April 26.