October 27, 2003

MASSAPEQUA, NY — Barry Cedarquist said he still has complete control of his life, but admitted this could be jeopardized if he somehow a woman gets involved.  The 27-year-old Barry decided a long time ago that the absence of women guarantees a kitchen pass.  "I am looking forward to my invitation letter to my 2nd major."

"Sounds like a great candidate for my program," said Pokey after braving temperatures in the low 50s along with rain on Sunday at the local Steelers game. "I want to have fun with the guys and don't want anyone to miss it due to ignorance."

The Vice President of Entertainment was visibly upset during what most fans called, ?His best round yet?. "It would have been great to have Barry out there," Trojanowski said. "He just brings both fans and ladies through the gates, compared to everyone else.  It's so great to have past Champions that can command kitchen passes as he does."

Fans will have to wait yet again for Cedarquist to play his first round of the On Tour Championship. Actually, fans will have to wait for Barry to acquire Internet access.  One thing is for sure.  Hopefully, Barry will contact the PWRP for employment.