September 21, 2009

TERRA ALTA, WV — Golfapalooza has always been about unity, and that unity will again be evident this year.  Tournament organizers have once again optioned to have a dress code for this year's event.  Wednesday's practice round will be "Retro".  We will wear the Golfapalooza shirt of our choice from past events.  Thursday's opening tournament round will be "Gold and Blue" day.  Most of us should have a GXI shirt and those who don't can fend for themselves, you should have been there.  Friday will be "Pumpin Orange" from last year.  Once again, those who didn't attend, f#$@ off!!  Just wear your Hunters Orange.  Most of you hicks should have plenty of this.  If not, it would be a nice gesture for rookie, Christian "wvkiller" Miller to bring extra for fellow rookie of the year candidates.  Saturday will be this year's shirts as usual.

Mike "Sheiker" Long had this to say, "We put a lot of thought into the shirts for each year and it is very satisfying come saturday to see everyone in the same shirt.  Why wait until Saturday?  Let's show some unity throughout the entire tournament."  The early notice will give Mr. Randy Watsonaaaah plenty of time to color coordinate his shoes and belts.

"Jeff" Blankenburg is in full support of uniforms for this year's event.  His only concern is that Butter has been a different size for four straight Golfapaloozas.  Thursday should be interesting!!!