May 17, 2004

BALTIMORE, MD — With rules as important as the integrity of the Carl Spackler Open, Jay Dilks would never disrespect the game that he loves even if he must drop on the ladies tee.

"I really believe integrity makes a man", said Dilks.  "I also believe in getting up at 7AM on weekends and not having unprotected sex in August and September."  Dilks is referring to 9 months before the annual Carl Spackler Open.

"Anyway, the rules of golf serve a purpose and cheating is only hurting players down the road.  I am man enough to play from the red tees if necessary."  Jay Dilks makes these statements as the On Tour Championship is underway and the Leaderboard is tighter than ever.

Kevin Long, Sr. leads the Tour Championship with Matt Davis right up his butt in 2nd place.  Jay Dilks rounds out the the Top 3 and is quite sure this might be his only chance for glory.