July 6, 2013

TERRA ALTA, WV — With a little over 70 days left until GXVII, some Loozers are wondering what is going on for this year. One thing that is definitely known at this point is that reigning Most Valuable Loozer Don McFarland has committed to returning. McFarland, who was visibly surprised at winning the title last year, has stated that nothing less than death or prison will keep him from returning. Spanky (or is it Swanky???) even claims to have another rookie lined up that is whiter than Whitey, so we'll see about that.

As far as the rest of the trip, the main things have been accomplished. Wilson and Shaffer cabins have been reserved with deposits down to hold them. Tee times and $2 beers have been confirmed with Anne and Freddy at the pro shop. Apparel colors have been selected by Quack; starting a couple years ago the MELC winner was given the option to choose next year's color. Quack has selected orange shirts with brown thread for this year's pattern (think Cleveland Browns as difficult as that is to do). Those that aren't that thrilled about this pattern should be grateful that the MVL doesn't pick because that would be a guaranteed Miami Dolphins pattern; there's no way McFarland would have passed on that opportunity.

Final announcements on the trip itinerary will be made either July 15 or 22. Two things are certain though: the Wilson cabin will be available Tuesday night and the KGB Cup will be held on Wednesday.