August 1, 2013

WHEELING, WV — In the early days of Golfapalooza, cries of "Zachariah" could be heard echoing off the hills of Terra Alta.  Don McFarland's love for the Miami Dolphins, and his penchant for wearing a Zach Thomas jersey garnered him a nickname worthy of his man crush.  Upon his return from a state sponsored vacation, Don returned to his roots and went back to his childhood days of "Spanky", the beloved Little Rascals leader.  It seemed fitting, as Don had been reborn, so to speak.

As we enter a new era of maturity and adulthood, Don has decided to ditch his childhood nickname for an upgraded version of "Swanky".  It's fitting, as Don continues his love for all things gold, silver, or velvet.  

So please help us welcome our newest Loozer.....SWANKY!