KGB Cup Teams Announced . . .SUCK IT!
August 4, 2022
TERRA ALTA, WV — After 18 months of "Suck it JT" and "Suck it Bro" banter, both Bro and JT stepped to the podium to announce their respective teams for this year's annual KGB CUP. Both captains hope to settle the debate on the course, but we all know that the final result will not stop the voices from echoing through the hills of Terra Alta, nor shirts being worn in iconic locations or by iconic people.
So, without further delay, here are this year's KGB CUP teams and pairings:
Group 1:
Team Bro - Bro and Butter;
Team JT - JT and GStan
Group 2:
Team Bro - KGB and Spanky;
Team JT - Winthorp and his rookie Langdon
Group 3:
Team Bro - Fun Dan and Spyderrrrrrrrrrr;
Team JT - Cane and Scoots
Group 4:
Team Bro - Randy and BDubs;
Team JT - Whitey and the other Whitey
Group 5:
Team Bro - Sully and LT;
Team JT - Honey and Sleepy
Group 6:
Team Bro - Double G and Dosky;
Team JT - Padre and Beef
Group 7:
Team Bro - Sal and Sensei;
Team JT - Monte and Daniel-san
Group 8:
Team Bro - Quack and Walt;
Team JT - Chef and Size Ten
Team Bro will be wearing the GXIX (2015) Red with Grey shirts.
Team JT will be wearing the GXXI (2017) Black with Yellow shirts.
When asked for final comments, JT quickly jumped in with a single line, "Suck it Bro!". Bro, in is normal fashion, calm responded, "Oh, that's cool, well suck it more JT!"