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Weird Results

August 25, 2005

VIRGINIA BEACH, VA — Weird results continue with Trent Cooper this summer.  Results that state, Trent Cooper cannot handle the pressure or cannot hit the ball straight," says Mike Certo of Brunswick, OH.

"We is a fool if he thinks we cannot read between the lines."

Certo is referring to his last 34 scorecards reaching 90+ only at a short 6,400 yard Mountain Valley.  "He needs to either get some tournament experience or leave the driver at home," says a concerned Certo. "Being a man comes after respectable."

Trent Cooper posted 105, 94, 90, 99 at Mountain Valley while consistently posting low 80's and sometimes high 70's in Virginia Beach.  "Spackler promotes aggressive play and his birdies saved his butt," says Certo.

"It makes you kinda wonder what the TPC of Virginia Beach is like," says John McAninch.  "He looks like a star almost anywhere except the mountain."

Trent Cooper could win the traveler of the year award with scorecards from many different places on the east coast.  He holds 39th position for the 2005 On Tour Championship which completes in 4 months.