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Honoree Selection Expected

March 10, 2003

ASHTABULA, OH — With 93 days before the 2003 Carl Spackler Open, the Captains Club is sifting through player profiles looking for the best representative for the 2003 Tournament Honoree.

This special player will be ageless, have love for the game, confident, not too honest and most importantly be able to achieve those kitchen passes.  The player will be a human dynamo who tends to make normal people uncomfortable with what they haven't done with their own lives.  

Nominees have been documented and sent to the Captains Club for review.  A vote is expected this week with an announcement sometime soon.  Press conference notifications will be given through the Spackler Business Office.