June 29, 2003

WHEELING, WV — With nearly the best entertainment possible, the time has come for disappointment.  The entertainment will never be the same.  "We are very lucky that one photo was taken for the memories", said Brian Flanagan.  "Gus really did a good job and has set a very high expectation for 2003."

GVI Sam Gash Award winner and Founding Father Gus Sokos stepped to the podium. With a look of disgust on his face, Gus went on to tell the assembled audience that new entertainment may have to be lined up for this year's event. "I was talking to the sister of one of last year's entertainers at work a couple weeks ago and she told me that her sister was no longer in the entertainment business. Apparently her boyfriend didn't want her to be an entertainer anymore. I'm not giving up just yet. We all know how these people are; there's not many professions where she can make the kind of cash she earned from us last year in that amount of time. I'm going to wait a few months and give her a call. At worst, she owes me a referral to someone who can fill her shoes."

Golfapalooza begins 87 in Terra Alta, West Virginia.  There has been nine players to sign as of today with hopefully many more to come.