July 1, 2003

ASHTABULA, OH — With a Watkeys head first slide through the windsheld of a golf cart to live up to, John Dick tried his best at the 3rd annual Carl Spackler Open Championship to do one better.  If only he could have held it for five more holes.

John Dick, walking around in what appeared to be a panic walk to gain relief, proceeded to take his son's new and favorite golf towel up into the woods to do his business.  He returned with a smile of relief.

"Dad, where is my golf towel", said Gumby.  "It is up in the woods", replied John.  A somewhat confused Gumby returned, "What do you mean?"  John answered, "I figured you would not want it anymore."  Hole #13 will never be the same and Thunder Hill's Amen Corner has a new name.

John Dick won the Horses Ass Award over Jeff Cowan who did a complete belly smacker off the bridge of the island green into the pond surrounding.  Although the dive was a 10, John Dick stole the show with his problem.