July 28, 2003

POWELL, OH — Elvis is in the house.  As to be expected this entry came with a few predictions and promises.  In a quick but not rare sighting on his way from McDonald?s to Burger King for a quick mid-afternoon snack right after lunch while going home for dinner.  A reporter caught up with the one known as ?Elvis?.  Elvis is quoted as saying ?Not only has money been sent in but I am brining with me a surprise Rookie, details to come later.  I also will be bringing with me an extra special blended barbeque sauce, the likes of which have never before been seen by a Loozer. (And don?t get any funny ideas about a special sauce; I don?t joke around when it comes to food.)  I have also prepared a special Sandler song with Golfapalooza lyrics for your listening pleasure.  And finally, I am predicting a better than 4th place finish this year so watch out Watson, you will get flattened like a squirrel on I-270.  Now leave me alone to go eat.?  Well, there you go folks another Loozer puts his 2 cents worth in.