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A Genuine Ass

January 21, 2004

WARREN, PA — John Dick, a man that wipes his ass in the woods with partner golf towels, signed a national letter of intent to play golf at the 2004 Carl Spackler Open.  He returns with his trophy, plenty of towels and a fire in his heart to bring the Golden Jacket back to Warren County.

John is one of the most accomplished golfers currently playing on Tour. He has a wealth of experience and was selected by his peers last year to receive the Horses Ass Award for his stunt on Hole #15.

"Having John decide to join our program last year was very exciting," said son Matt Davis. "He has had an outstanding career at Blueberry Hill in Russell, PA. and feels like he can come into our program each year and immediately contribute to our success.

John, who finished Round 1 in 1st place with 38 points, slipped down the leaderboard one spot after Round 2.  John returned on Saturday and bombed Round 3 slipping 15 spots on the leaderboard finishing in 17th place.  "That was awful", said John Dick.  "I really don't want to discuss last year.  Next question please."

John is the 4th straight player to sign from Pennsylvania.  He also returns with Jon Munksgard and Kevin Long as the elderly players in the field.