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June 26, 2004

COLOMA, MI — Don Sprague's registration form was received at Golfapalooza Headquarters yesterday, marking the first official registrant for Golfapalooza VIII. Sprague, the GVII MELC Cup winner, plans to execute a similar strategy to the one that helped him win last year. "I may go play nine once or twice and go to the range a few times, but that's it. These guys that play twenty times a year; what good does it do them? I plan on showing up and feeding off the mountains of positive energy that Dieterle contributes year in and year out to this event."

Butter Flanagan was excited to hear about Sprague's registration. "Sprague is everything that is good about Golfapalooza. The guy has a dip and a beer almost all weekend, camps out in the cinema room, and keeps Squib from going to the hospital. What more can you ask for?"

Less than 90 days remain until GVIII.