January 27, 2005

NEW YORK, NY — Latin Lover Escobar Banderas, commonly known to many as Don Creighton, VP of Consumption Management, has completed the rigorous qualification system required for golf?s biggest event, the annual Carl Spackler Open Championship, according to Chief Financial Officer Rick Dosky. The Captains Club chose the short, but secretly intimidating Mountain Valley, as the site for this year?s event. Dosky made the announcement at a private bash celebrating the news.

VP of Awards/Scorecards, Randy (Jason) Watson said, "We?re very excited that Escobar took time out from his busy social life to compete this summer. We are preparing for Donny to win something in 2005.  This type of great golf cannot continue to drop into awards bankruptcy."

Donny signs representing the state of New York.  This is his 5th major championship in 5 years.

The Spackler News Network will be the only major network carrying the 2005 major championship live from Wednesday, June 8 through Saturday, June 11, including pregame show, daily course reporting, post game shows, and the tournament awards ceremony.