July 22, 2002

HILLIARD, OH — Rumors of illegal substances are stirring around the club house just prior to the upcoming GVI event.  First it was Giambi then Sosa and Bonds, now we hear it?s none other than are very own Sheiker.  ?I mean just check out the size of some of these guys like Mike Carin.  How can someone compete with that.? says Brent Kaniecki. ?I can understand Sheiker?s frustrations and I must say good for him.?  

With the size of players like Brian ?Elvis? McCormick and Jack ?The Hammer? Kaniecki how can anyone think that there is nothing going on here.  Sure it is hard to prove, but I think something should be done about this.

Founding Father and Board Member Eric Kaniecki was contacted for comment, his response ?The board has called a meeting to discuss the accusations as well as discussion of whether or not to test for substances we know players take like creatine, Rogaine and Monoxidil.  And in a few cases Viagra.?  More to come as this story grows