Outfit Worn by Last Place during Saturday Golf

Czverik is the laughable and lovable buffoon who plagues us all on the golf course. Al only took his game seriously whenever the chips were down. In the spirit of Al, the Captain's Club presents the "Al Czverik Outfit". It is awarded prior to the last round of the Open, to the individual whose dismal golf game has left him in last place. This poor excuse of a golfer must wear the Al Czervic Outfit for the entire final round. Unbelievably, the Captain?s Club does this in the best interest of the individual donning the Al Czervic Outfit. This is done to show the form of ridicule that lies ahead, should the poor hacker refuse to take some Czervic-like action to regain his composure. This is much like the humiliation a man must endure while his wife scolds him like a child, after she finds out that he spent an entire evening out with his friends, instead of with her. Displayed alongside the Golden Jacket and the Carl Spackler Outfit the night before the Open begins, the Al Czervic Outfit is the only fair warning a golfer will receive. Again, this display is coordinated by the Captain's Club in the hopes of inspiring those less than average golfers into a performance of a lifetime, one that would prevent them from having to endure the shame of sporting the Al Czervic Outfit throughout the final round of the tournament.