Outfit Worn by Last Place on Saturday Night

Although Carl Spackler is the tournament?s namesake, let?s face it; his wardrobe was less than desirable. Thus, the Captain?s Club proudly presents the beloved and the benign "Carl Spackler Outfit", worn by the lowest of all golfers. This combination of clothing is representative of an individual who isn't fit for any golf course, and who is in desperate and immediate need of professional golf instruction. This honor is bestowed upon the dead-last finisher of the Open during the awards ceremony. This pathetic loser wears the Carl Spackler Outfit on the final evening of the festivities. Such a display is to shame a player in a manner that only a wife could, just as she does while her husband watches football all weekend long. Scorned by the rest of the field, the awarded should recover with weeks of therapy and many comforting words from his mother. The Carl Spackler Outfit is displayed directly next to the Golden Jacket and the Al Czervic Outfit, on the eve of the opening round. Such a display is coordinated by the Captain?s Club in the hopes of spurning those less-than-average golfers into showing true grit and intense concentration, to inspire these poor hackers into an unbelievable performance on the golf course, one that would allow them to elude the denigration of the Carl Spackler Outfit.