Averages (last 15 rounds)
Quadruple Bogeys 0.13
Triple Bogeys 5.20
Double Bogeys 5.93
Bogeys 5.00
Pars 1.67
Birdies 0.07
Eagles 0.00
Double Eagles 0.00
Bonus Points 11.40
PostStats Stroke Handicap
As Of Feb 26 +29.55
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Nickname Sensei
Residence Long Beach, NY US
Birthday May 28
Height 5 ft, 11 in
Weight 225 lbs
Occupation Cobra Kai
Playing Since 1983
Swings Right
Poor Shots Slice
Referral Mark Montgomery
Registration August 22, 2013
Favorite Course Lido Golf Course
Favorite Hole #17 at Lido Golf Course
Best Shot #1 at Alpine Lake Golf Course
Dr from 282.0 yards
GXVIIII - Drove the green on the 1st hole, 5 feet past the hole. Made the putt coming back for eagle. Also..... GXXIIII - 6th hole - Birdie on Par 3 only 3" from hole
Dream Foursome Paige Spiranac , Holly Sonders , Rick Shiels
Golf Course Pref Layout, Pace, Condition
Reasons I Golf Friendships, Drink Beer, Score/Compete
Latest Scorecards
Date   Golf Course Stks Adj Stks  
09/02/23 Lido Golf Club 107 +4.7
08/27/23 Lido Golf Club 103 +1.0
07/03/22 Lido Golf Club 107 +4.7
09/05/21 Blue at Eisenhower Park 105 +7.6
07/10/21 White at Eisenhower Park 105 -0.1
12/13/20 Lido Golf Club 106 +3.1
11/21/20 Lido Golf Club 105 +2.1
08/14/20 Mount Snow GC 99 -4.9
06/12/20 Lido Golf Club 104 +1.2
06/05/20 Lido Golf Club 105 +2.1
2024 Virtual
Tourney Handicap
PostStats Stroke Handicap
As of Jan 1 +29.55
PostStats Point Handicap
Quadruple Bogey 0
Triple Bogey 1
Double Bogey 2
Bogey 4
Par 6
Birdie 10
Eagle 20
Double Eagle 35
Target 60
2024 Virtual
Tourney Statistics

3 rounds required in 2024

News Headline
August 20, 2020
KGB Cup Captains Announced

TERRA ALTA, WV — As he stepped to the podium, gingerly holding his freshly injured elbow, (something happened at the dojo that he had no comment on), Grant "Sensei" Kassap clearly had mixed emotions. "On one hand, as the winning KGB Cup Captain from 2019, I'm completely grateful to be standing here before you to announce the 2020 KGB Cup Captains; but at the same time I'm still pissed at Winthorp for drafting a team as last year's captain, bailing on the weekend, and making me sub in on short notice, and providing me no swag whatsoever to pimp out my adopted team like Captain Monte did. In the end, what mattered mattered and we emerged with the win."

Team Ice, captained by Winthorp and Sensei, cooled off Monte's Team Fire in the 2019 KGB Cup. "So without further ado I'd like to announce the Loozers who will have this year's Captains honor." ***Several reporters in the background: "GET ON 'ER, and STAY ON 'ER!!*** "This year's Captain's match up promises to provide the wise strategery of two of Golfapalooza's most seasoned veterans, combined with the potential for the most NSFW matchup marketing and swag. Tonight, the KGB Cup teams will be drafted by 2020 Captains Mark "Sleepy" Kaniecki and Bill "Sizeten" Szymonski."

Sizeten upon being reached for comment, in predictable form, noted "while I'm happy to be a captain, I already know my draft options will be limited because I'm not drafting any &$^%ing &^%$s, or anyone who might want to &$^% my &$^%." Sleepy's only comment was that "he may be a size ten, but I'm way bigger than that, hashtag longestkaniecki if ya know whaddimean, and we're coming for him."

Teams and pairings for the 2020 KGB Cup are expected to be announced next week.