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October 28, 2004

BUFFALO, NY — The 2005 Carl Spackler Open is scheduled to be played in less than 226 days. "It's time to start budgeting", said 2002 Golden Jacket winner Mike Trojanowski. "Be assured that $120 will be due before January 3, 2005 and it is non-refundable.  Our deadline is absolute."

Trojanowski continued with his words of advice, "It is important to save a few dollars in your Christmas budgets. It is also important to gain the necessary kitchen passes."

Matt Davis followed up those profound statements with a little advice for whipped players. "Do not ask for permission.  Tell your wife and family the truth.  When your leaving town and returning home.  Our tournament will be a great opportunity, but will not be free and not tolerate the weak."

All players will be required to register through the Spackler Business Office by returning their annual letter of intent with a check. Invites are scheduled to be mailed on November 15, 2004 to registered players.

January 3, 2005 will be the absolute deadline for tournament registration. The deadline has been established as a means for our department to count the number of serious players interested in this year?s major and for our office to make appropriate accommodations on January 5, 2005. Checks received after the deadline will be accepted only if the total field is not divisible by four.  Late checks after achieving perfect foursomes will be returned and the intended player will forfeit any right to attend the 2005 Carl Spackler Open Championship.

The Captains Club has been actively recruiting new rookies for it's 5th Championship. On behalf of the Captains Club, Jon Munksgard made a statement to the potential rookies.  "I do not understand why this seems to be difficult," said a frustrated Munksgard.  "It was nearly impossible to convince Mike Lewis where he needed to be last year.  My Little Buddy (Jim Campbell) remained undecided through Christmas last year and that was also very disappointing."

Mike Lewis and Jim Campbell attended their first Open and vowed to return in 2005.  With an energized smile, Munksgard continued, "You could not keep these guys away this year.  It is the cheapest, entertaining, golf tournament on the planet.  Then just add a little Captain Morgan to help your game."  

To establish the best conditions and most organized event in history, entry fees ($120) are non-refundable and non-transferable.

The 2005 Carl Spackler Open Championship is scheduled to begin on June 9, 2005 at Mountain Valley Golf Course near Pottsville, PA. The total cost of the tournament is estimated no higher than $319 and depends on field size.