1. I'll pay my balance in full before I get to the cabin or will work out arrangements prior to arrival.

2. Once at the cabin, I'll do my best to help keep the place clean (including the outside). Every year, it's the same guys that get stuck cleaning up on Sunday morning. Make everyone's departure a little quicker by picking up after yourself.

3. I'll look at the pairings sheets the night before to know when my tee time is and get my ass out of bed to be at the clubhouse on time.

4. I'll try my best to not be a weenie and ruin everyone else's fun. Failure to do this will put me in the running for Douche of the Year.