Statistics
Averages (last 15 rounds)
Quadruple Bogeys 0.13
Triple Bogeys 0.67
Double Bogeys 3.53
Bogeys 7.60
Pars 5.33
Birdies 0.60
Eagles 0.00
Double Eagles 0.00
Bonus Points 10.87
PostStats Stroke Handicap
As Of Oct 28 +13.80
Series Participitation
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Profile
Nickname Stan, GStan
Residence Wheeling, WV US
Birthday November 4
Height 5 ft, 9 in
Weight 190 lbs
Occupation Healthcare Financial Mgmt
Playing Since 1985
Swings Right
Poor Shots Hook
Referral Brian Flanagan
Registration April 12, 2001
Favorite Course Birkdale Golf Club, Huntersville, NC
Favorite Hole #18 at Alpine Lake
Best Shot #7 at Alpine Lake
4I from 225.0 yards
Playing a round in the zone thanks to Jungle Juice, played from 225 away in the woods and put it pin high next to the green. Combined with the chip-in for eagle, by far my best shots ever.
Dream Foursome Bro , Slick , Bartlett
Golf Course Pref Layout, Condition, Service
Reasons I Golf Score/Compete, Gamble, Friendships
Latest Scorecards
2020 Virtual
Tourney Handicap
PostStats Stroke Handicap
As of Jan 1 +14.86
PostStats Point Handicap
Quadruple Bogey 0
Triple Bogey 0
Double Bogey 1
Bogey 3
Par 4
Birdie 10
Eagle 16
Double Eagle 25
Target 64
2020 Virtual
Tourney Statistics
PostStats Stroke Handicap
2020 Tally +17.33
+/- +2.47
National Ranking #T23
Adjusted National Ranking #T22
PostStats Point Handicap
2020 Tally 64.80
National Ranking #T16
News Headline
August 21, 2018
Jambone Seeks Treatment for Anxiety over Belt Defense

WHEELING, WV — Golfapalooza's 19-year veteran JT "Jambone" Thomas has never been one lacking in confidence. Even his Jekyll and Hyde golf swing, never knowing which one will be coming with him to Terra Alta from year to year, has never rattled him psychologically. But this reporter has learned that Jambone has sought both therapeutic and medicinal support for anxiety heading into his twentieth Golfapalooza.

Jambone has secured a record five King of Corn singles titles in his illustrious career, so it would seem highly counter-intuitive that he would have any issues leading up to a run toward another one. One Loozer close to Jambone, speaking on a condition of anonymity, explains that "this year is way different for JT. The first time he laid eyes on those brand-new WWF-style cornhole belts, he was in love. But going into every other Golfapalooza, JT always had the benefit of not knowing anything about any belts. This year, all he can think about is the belts, more specifically, losing his belt, and it is really eating him up inside."

The source also confirmed that Jambone has been having recurring nightmares that end with him handing over the belt to GStan or Sleepy. No information is available on what type of treatment or medicine Jambone has been trying, but he's got 22 days to figure something out.

In a related news item, Winthorp is on record guaranteeing a successful defense of his doubles belt with BDubs. Winthorp has been spotted on multiple occasions walking around the streets of Rockville Centre, New York wearing the belt and asking children if they want to take a selfie with him.