Statistics
Averages (last 15 rounds)
Quadruple Bogeys 0.20
Triple Bogeys 1.73
Double Bogeys 5.20
Bogeys 7.20
Pars 3.47
Birdies 0.20
Eagles 0.00
Double Eagles 0.00
Bonus Points 15.40
PostStats Stroke Handicap
As Of Oct 22 +17.29
Series Participitation
Other News
Profile
Nickname Monte
Residence Oceanside, NY US
Birthday August 18
Height 6 ft, 2 in
Weight 200 lbs
Occupation Firefighter
Playing Since 1989
Swings Right
Poor Shots Slice
Referral JT Thomas
Registration July 26, 2005
Reasons I Golf Drink Beer, Score/Compete, Friendships
Latest Scorecards
Date   Golf Course Stks Adj Stks  
09/09/20 Middle Bay CC 98 +3.0
09/08/20 Blue at Eisenhower Park 92 +5.6
09/01/20 Middle Bay CC 88 -5.6
08/30/20 Mount Snow GC 89 -2.2
08/28/20 Haystack Golf Club 92 -0.5
08/21/20 Haystack Golf Club 98 +4.8
09/04/19 Middle Bay CC 89 -6.0
08/31/19 Mount Snow GC 97 +3.3
08/20/19 Middle Bay CC 97 +1.7
08/13/19 Mount Snow GC 97 +3.3
2020 Virtual
Tourney Handicap
PostStats Stroke Handicap
As of Jan 1 +18.94
PostStats Point Handicap
Quadruple Bogey 0
Triple Bogey 0
Double Bogey 1
Bogey 3
Par 4
Birdie 8
Eagle 16
Double Eagle 25
Target 61
2020 Virtual
Tourney Statistics
PostStats Stroke Handicap
2020 Tally +19.79
+/- +0.85
National Ranking #T30
Adjusted National Ranking #T9
PostStats Point Handicap
2020 Tally 59.17
National Ranking #T34
News Headline
August 20, 2020
KGB Cup Captains Announced

TERRA ALTA, WV — As he stepped to the podium, gingerly holding his freshly injured elbow, (something happened at the dojo that he had no comment on), Grant "Sensei" Kassap clearly had mixed emotions. "On one hand, as the winning KGB Cup Captain from 2019, I'm completely grateful to be standing here before you to announce the 2020 KGB Cup Captains; but at the same time I'm still pissed at Winthorp for drafting a team as last year's captain, bailing on the weekend, and making me sub in on short notice, and providing me no swag whatsoever to pimp out my adopted team like Captain Monte did. In the end, what mattered mattered and we emerged with the win."

Team Ice, captained by Winthorp and Sensei, cooled off Monte's Team Fire in the 2019 KGB Cup. "So without further ado I'd like to announce the Loozers who will have this year's Captains honor." ***Several reporters in the background: "GET ON 'ER, and STAY ON 'ER!!*** "This year's Captain's match up promises to provide the wise strategery of two of Golfapalooza's most seasoned veterans, combined with the potential for the most NSFW matchup marketing and swag. Tonight, the KGB Cup teams will be drafted by 2020 Captains Mark "Sleepy" Kaniecki and Bill "Sizeten" Szymonski."

Sizeten upon being reached for comment, in predictable form, noted "while I'm happy to be a captain, I already know my draft options will be limited because I'm not drafting any &$^%ing &^%$s, or anyone who might want to &$^% my &$^%." Sleepy's only comment was that "he may be a size ten, but I'm way bigger than that, hashtag longestkaniecki if ya know whaddimean, and we're coming for him."

Teams and pairings for the 2020 KGB Cup are expected to be announced next week.