April 14, 2011

BARNESVILLE, PA — Are you sash worthy? Can you win and wear the Ms. Lacey Underall Sash in honor of Trent Cooper? Trent Cooper will determine this June with help from his Sash team who will join and wear the sash. The 5-year participant won the sash in his inaugural year back in June 2008. He added Jason Watson to his team in 2009.

The Ms. Lacey Underall sash was inspired by Trent Cooper and his "salmon" golf shirts. "We need an award for his gayness," said senior member Jean Dore in 2007 outside the Super 8 Motel in Brooklyn, MI. "He deserves a crown and sash."

Jean Dore followed up with the Ms. Lacey Underall sash in Peru, IN. "Trent might be withholding the sash this year," says Dore. "It is not easy to compete with salmon golf shirts and 'Paula Creamer' pink golf shoes that Jason Watson wears on tournament Friday's.

"Why isn't the Ms. Lacey Underall Sash a 'Trent Cooper Sash'?" asked Lars Faus of Milwaukee, WI. Dore replied, "Because Cooper is not that worthy."

The award is worn on Sunday night similar to the Carl Spackler Outfit. It will be returned on Monday morning with all outfits for the following year.

Trent Cooper and his sash winner receive a pink logo cap for future easy identification.

"Cooper won the inaugural one by a landslide," says Jeremy Myers. "The Paula Creamer shoes are over the line, but Cooper is ridiculous. I am glad he has a wife and two kids."

The 2011 Carl Spackler Open Championship will be held at Mountain Valley Golf Course in the small village of Barnesville, PA. There are presently 94 participants expected to participate in the 11th annual birthday party.