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Tee Times Released

April 14, 2004

WINSTON-SALEM, NC — The 2004 Carl Spackler Open Tee Times were released to the general public during a major press conference held by Kevin Long, Jr.; Vice President, Tee Box.  The conference took place at the spacious Tanglewood Park Conference Center in Winston-Salem, NC at 9:00am EDT, and featured a rare appearance by none other than Carl Spackler.

?It?s an honor and a great pleasure to present to all of you the 2004 Carl Spackler Open Tee Times and Featured Pairings list.  As you know, we in the Captain?s Club have dedicated ourselves to hosting the finest golf tournament in the world of golf.  As such, we?ve constructed the most advanced system in tournament hosting to select our Featured Pairings list.  It is our belief that everyone will be pleased with the final results,? stated Long.

SNN made the Round 1 and 2 Tee Times and Featured Pairings list available immediately upon receipt at carlspackleopen.com.  Players and fans alike can review the pairings by clicking on the Tournament Info link on home page, then by clicking on the Tee Times list.  Once there, readers can click on each of the numbered links until the player in question is located.

?I?m delighted with the pairings, I think that this will produce the most exciting and competitive tournament that we?ve had yet,? stated Carl Spackler, while looking sharp in a new undershirt and work pants.  ?Pairings make all of the difference in the world.  It?s a comfort level, I think, and uh, you know, you play a lot better when you?re comfortable with the rest of the foursome.  That's what I think,? added Spackler, scratching his chest.