Trophy

The Squib Award is presented to the Loozer who most wrecklessly pollutes his body and kills brain cells through the course of a Golfapalooza trip. This award was originally named the Betty Ford Award, and the name has been changed to honor its most prestigeous and deserving winner to date, Squib. (***Please note, Golfapalooza's official policy is that Loozers not "try" to win this award, as it is hazardous to your health, just let it happen naturally. Its akin to the Guiness World Record for Most Times Hit by Lightning. If you happen to have been hit by lightning 12 times in your life and live to see your name in the record book, cool. But don't go chasing thunderstorms waving a 12 foot metal pole in the air to try and break the record. Of all the things a Loozer could do to ruin a Golfapalooza weekend, dying of stupidity would be near the top of the list.) Only one Loozer will be eligible to win this award in a given year. Winner will be determined by a majority vote of all attending Board Members. Criteria for selection may include, but not be limited to: Passing out, bonus points for blowing chunks, double bonus points for not being able to clean up your own chunks, double bonus points for not recalling blowing chunks, double bonus points for having a seizure, triple bonus points if you need to go to the hospital, quadruple bonus points if you drink again the next morning; Playing 4's and 7's "Shot or Pot" for 3 or more consecutive hours, triple bonus points for having money left after 3 hours. Additional criteria are at the discretion of the Board.